One of the things about chemo is that, in addition to fatigue, you experience weakness. But some people insist on explaining to me that they’re the same thing, and IF ONLY I would do X, Y, or Z, I’d feel better. (Like I’m just not trying hard enough to feel better!)

I’m doing the best I can. I assure you, I am not clinging to the nausea and diarrhea because I like it. Honest.

But pancreatic cancer is a disease of your digestive system, and it ain’t easy. No way, no how.

Plus, my ADD executive function is a mess. The other day, I held onto a TV dinner with my right hand and put my cell phone in the microwave with my left AND TURNED IT ON. Bye bye, newly refurbished cell! I retrieved the sim card, which was only a little scorched, and put it in the old phone (which drops signals all the time).

My point being is, this shit ain’t easy. Send me jokes!