FBI Warns Water-System Hacks Hit 7 States This Week — Cyberattacks on municipal water systems were reported in at least seven states, prompting an FBI warning to prepare for further threats. The report comes as the administration disputes an Iran-linked theory behind the…

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This is a factual sentence: Amid an outbreak of explosive diarrhea and with measles cases at a 35-year high, America’s top health official, who has an affinity for roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show.My column, tragically:www.usatoday.com/story/opinio…

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